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Wish Granted With a Twist....
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Re: Wish Granted With a Twist....
You know everything, but it cripples other people's belief of your knowledge, turning you into a scientific Cassandra.
I wish I could, on demand, no matter what type of furniture it is, turn furniture into varied food and drink.
I wish I could, on demand, no matter what type of furniture it is, turn furniture into varied food and drink.
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- Fighter
- Posts: 56
- Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:29 am
- Title: Just A Color
- SFD Account: Shinobi(variants)
- SFD Alias: Shinobi
- Started SFD: Around Pre-A 1.7.3
- Gender:
You can now turn anything into food!Congrats, all your food will taste whatever it was turned from-Wooden Hamburgers, Metal Fries, and a Glass milk shake!
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*Swish*Cling*Bash*Out Of The Shadows Mudafucka!!!!*Pitter Patter
Noonja
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- Bash Kraken
- Superfighter
- Posts: 75
- Joined: Tue Mar 22, 2016 12:49 pm
- Title: Action Hero Extraordinaire
- SFD Alias: Bash Kraken
- Started SFD: December 2012
- Location: Post-Apocalyptic East Coast - U.S.
- Gender:
People now always put their wish after answering someone else's wish, but they will sometimes put more than one, including putting over one hundred of their own wishes after answering a single one.
I wish that I could teleport anywhere that I wanted to.
I wish that I could teleport anywhere that I wanted to.
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heck
You can now teleport anywhere you want to, but it requires incredibly complex wormhole technology that you have to build from scratch. On the plus side, you know how to theoretically teleport, but you'll also probably make a black hole or a nuclear explosion.
I wish that I was incredibly talented at all professional or recreational sports and games, including digital ones.
I wish that people understood my jokes & references all the time, including this
I wish that I was incredibly talented at all professional or recreational sports and games, including digital ones.
I wish that people understood my jokes & references all the time, including this
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- Tom Th3 Assasin
- Superfighter
- Posts: 180
- Joined: Tue May 02, 2017 11:01 am
- SFD Account: JakMike
- Started SFD: 2017
- Age: 27
Wish granted:You are pro and talented at every sport and game,and for the sake of the twist,you had more desire towards digital games,your parents forced you to join softball team..
i wish to know something that other's will never find out.
i wish to know something that other's will never find out.
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- KliPeH
- Moderator
- Posts: 914
- Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2016 3:03 pm
- Title: [happy moth noises]
- SFD Account: KliPeH
- Started SFD: Pre-Alpha 1.4.2
- Gender:
- Contact:
You are now the only person who knows the exact number of raindrops dropped during a rain at a specific location in a specific day last year. The information is completely useless to anyone but you.Tom Th3 Assasin wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:49 ami wish to know something that other's will never find out.
I wish I could eat objects to gain their nutritional value without choking or getting poisoned.
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- Rick Sanchez
- Superfighter
- Posts: 247
- Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:15 pm
- Title: Alcoholic
- SFD Account: Rick Sanchez
- SFD Alias: Rick Sanchez
- Started SFD: 1.5.0b
- Location: Finland
- Gender:
- Age: 25
Wish granted, Every object you consume nutritional value From will affect your health negatively in mysterious ways.KliPeH wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:18 amYou are now the only person who knows the exact number of raindrops dropped during a rain at a specific location in a specific day last year. The information is completely useless to anyone but you.Tom Th3 Assasin wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:49 ami wish to know something that other's will never find out.
I wish I could eat objects to gain their nutritional value without choking or getting poisoned.
Wish: I want to know something Outside of human Comprehension
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- Evilsack
- Superfighter
- Posts: 284
- Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:07 pm
- Title: you make me sick.
- SFD Account: Evilsack
- Started SFD: Pre-Alpha 1.2.1
- Location: Space.
- Gender:
- Age: 24
Granted. The knowledge you receive replaces your common knowledge. Rendering the knowledge you receive useless.
I wish I had unlimited wishes.
I wish I had unlimited wishes.
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- GreenyShark
- Superfighter
- Posts: 115
- Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:49 am
- Title: Stealing kills from range
- SFD Alias: Greeny
- Started SFD: PreAlpha 1.7.0
- Gender:
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You now have unlimited wishes. But, Every time you wish for something, You receive the opposite of what you wished for.
I wish I knew every single programming language known to man.
I wish I knew every single programming language known to man.
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- Pricey
- Superfighter
- Posts: 399
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2016 9:29 pm
- SFD Alias: (LM) Pricey
- Started SFD: August 2015
- Location: United Kingdom
- Gender:
- Age: 22
You now know every programming language known to man, sadly your brain cannot hold the vast amount of information and your knowledge of the languages slowly deteriorates, English (or your native language) included.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
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- KliPeH
- Moderator
- Posts: 914
- Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2016 3:03 pm
- Title: [happy moth noises]
- SFD Account: KliPeH
- Started SFD: Pre-Alpha 1.4.2
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You can only fly as high as flapping your arms back and forth gets you. Considering you have to pull your own weight, if you can't do about 300 pushups a minute (which you probably can't because you're a fuckin loser haha) flying won't be a viable means of travel for you.
I wish I could set things on fire at will only by staring at them.
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- Noble
- Moderator
- Posts: 482
- Joined: Wed Mar 30, 2016 6:46 pm
- Title: Modest guy
- SFD Alias: Best player
- Location: Brazil
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You can set things on fire only by staring at it, but your eyes will be set on fire as well too everytime you do it.
I wish I can pause the time to have enough time to think about what to do in many situations.
I wish I can pause the time to have enough time to think about what to do in many situations.
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When I was 22 I read this book
And I swore
"I'll stay my way, I'll stay my way"
And I swore
"I'll stay my way, I'll stay my way"
- Pricey
- Superfighter
- Posts: 399
- Joined: Thu May 05, 2016 9:29 pm
- SFD Alias: (LM) Pricey
- Started SFD: August 2015
- Location: United Kingdom
- Gender:
- Age: 22
Congratulations, you can now pause time to think about what to do in situations, however your emotions towards the situation increase tenfold, often distorting your thinking.
I wish SFD would get a Moist Meter review.
I wish SFD would get a Moist Meter review.
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- KliPeH
- Moderator
- Posts: 914
- Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2016 3:03 pm
- Title: [happy moth noises]
- SFD Account: KliPeH
- Started SFD: Pre-Alpha 1.4.2
- Gender:
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SFD gets a Moist Meter review. Charlie doesn't like the game. Not only that, but he gets the game noticed by his immature fanbase and the SFD community becomes even more toxic.
I wish I knew professional boxing.
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- Tom Th3 Assasin
- Superfighter
- Posts: 180
- Joined: Tue May 02, 2017 11:01 am
- SFD Account: JakMike
- Started SFD: 2017
- Age: 27
Wish granted:now you are a professional boxer,but the granter boost so much of your wish,that you dont give a sh*t 'about rules....rabbit punches,kidney punches,crotch punches,pushing,ear bite,bad grabs,spits,and ends eventually killing up someone,you receive a contract to sign that you will never box again....
I wish people were less addicted to the internet.
I wish people were less addicted to the internet.
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- [Failman]
- Superfighter
- Posts: 147
- Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:55 am
- Title: Failure of memes
- SFD Alias: Chuckmagaden, Chuck, or random
- Started SFD: Before pants
You now know everything, that includea any death that ever happened no matter how gruesome or horrific it was and that you're existence is as minuscule as dust. You now understand that you will never amount to anything which causes depression and suicidale thoughts.
I wish I had the mask from the movie the mask.
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Sorry for any errors(so much FAIL)
- Evilsack
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- Posts: 284
- Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:07 pm
- Title: you make me sick.
- SFD Account: Evilsack
- Started SFD: Pre-Alpha 1.2.1
- Location: Space.
- Gender:
- Age: 24
You can, but your head will always rotate 360 degrees.
I wish I could enter Godhood and remove my intrinsic field.
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- Danger Ross
- Superfighter
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- Joined: Thu Mar 31, 2016 12:56 am
- Title: Dangerous
- SFD Alias: Danger Ross
- Started SFD: 14 june 2012 (launch day)
- Location: California
- Gender:
- Age: 23
You do, but once you become god and remove everything natural about yourself, you become a beam of light energy as that is the final enlightened state that your godlike wisdom and knowledge forces you to acknowledge.
I wish I would stop spilling a tiny bit whenever I try to place a bowl of liquid on a table.
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sorry bucko, you can't punch with swords